All you need is a BRO!

by blondinenwitz

Whoever said “All you need is love” definitely had no bro because in my opinion all you need is a BRO. First the basics:

What is a bro?

A bro is a person you can trust in all situations. It doesn’t matter how drunk you are, or in how much trouble you are; a bro is taking care of you in such situations and would never fool you. Only afterwards.

My Bro – the best bro you can wish for! -  is Elvis. Yesss. Like in Elvis fucking Presley. That’s him.

Always around beautiful girls, when he is the night out, he taught me so many things! From the saying “A ver a cristo”, never mix Wodka with Beer or how to play properly Poker – he taught me things only a Bro can show you.

We have made so many stupid things together, now thinking again it seems like we know each other much longer!

Grimacing in the background while the tourists where taking their photos, eating cookies or burgers from McDonalds (at all daytimes), going to the Donauinselfest without listening to the playing acts, learning Spanish together, lying in the grass, sitting in Starbucks and helping me with my lipsticks addiction, having a movie night with friends, going to the Prater, playing table football in the early morning (and me… losing.. a bet), the Blitz (trakatra!!!) and grabbing bellies, seeing the Blue Man Group – we have even invented our personal handshake! -, met the best friends of each other – and we had of course legen… wait for it…. dary PARTIES! Birthday Celebrations, dancing-and drinking-nights out, 50 cent cocktails. we hated doormen together, someone nicked our booze, we had Tequila-faces (OK, only I had the Tequila-Face), …seeing things twice after drinking too much Malibu, crazy loco entries..…

How we met?

Of course at a party at two o clock in the morning after we had too much to drink!

Love ya ! … or should I say I’M DRUNK?

(PS: §12: Bros do not share desserts.

But they share the best memories! The Official Bro Code can be found here!)